#grover

My grandma married 2 men named Grover. I think she just had a thing for the name Grover, because she also married 2 women named Grover

Grover the Grocer and the Shoplifter Grover the grocer ran a comfortable business, with one recurring malady--a persistent shoplifter named Gwen. Grover knew she was robbing him blind, but couldn't seem to catch her in the act. This continued for quite a number of years until, as fortune would have it, one day he caught her redhanded stealing a bag of fresh peaches. Grover gleefully awaited his day in court when at long last he would witness Gwen receive her comeuppance. Sitting across from Gwen…

Guy named Ross gets a new job as a school bus driver... He gets a bus that has Bert and Ernie, Grover, Big Bird, et. al. painted on it. He says ""Are you kidding me?"". Boss replies, ""Once you have some seniority we'll give you a newer bus."" So, he sets out on the run and at his first stop a boy gets on. Ross says, ""Hi. I'm your new bus driver, Ross!"" ""Hello sir! I'm Lester G!"". Kid sits down, takes his shoes off, and starts scratching at his feet and peeling scaly skin off. Ross is approp…