#west-texas

The First Smartwatch (long) Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and asks, ""Have you got the time?"" Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases and glances at his wrist. ""It's a quarter to six,"" he says. ""Hey, that's a pretty fancy watch!"" exclaims the stranger. Jake brightens a little. ""Yeah, it's not bad. Check this out"" - and he shows him a time zone display not just for every time zone in the world, but for the 8…

i watch inspiration Lester is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and asks ""Have you got the time?"" Lester sighs, puts down the suitcases and glances at his wrist. ""It's a quarter to six,"" he says. ""Hey, that's a pretty fancy watch!"" exclaims the stranger. Lester brightens a little. ""Yeah, it's not bad. Check this out,"" and he shows him a time zone display not just for every time zone in the world, but for the 86 la…

Bubba n' Buford V Since Bubba had just lost another trailer house (east Texas for recently divorced), Buford decided to cheer him up by takin' him on a huntin' trip in the Davis Mountians out in west Texas. Well, they'd spent mosta the day lookin' for Jackalopes, had run outta ammunition shootin' at empty beer cans, n' was headed back to the pickup when the run across the biggest, meanist lookin' west Texas mountian lion they ever saw. On foot n' outta ammo you can understand the seruious nature…

An Irish priest was transferred to Texas. Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new west Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this: ""Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"" ""And the best of the day te yerself…

Fantastic Watch Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and asks, ""Have you got the time?"" Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases and glances at his wrist. ""It's a quarter to six,"" he says. ""Hey, that's a pretty fancy watch!"" exclaims the stranger. Jake brightens a little. ""Yeah, it's not bad. It's an invention of mine I've been working on. Check this out"" - and he shows him a time zone display not just for every t…

A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to the gate keeper ""Howdy Saint Peter. Say this looks just like Texas."" ""The gatekeeper replied ""First of all I'm not Saint Peter and second you really don't know where you are at all do you ?""

"The watch" My dad just reminded me of this old classic! Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and asks "Have you got the time?" Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases and glances at his wrist. "It's a quarter to six," he says. "Hey, that's a pretty fancy watch!" exclaims the stranger. Jake brightens a little. "Yeah, it's not bad. Check this out" - and he shows him a time zone display not just for every time zone in …

A Fancy Watch Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and asks "Have you got the time?" Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases and glances at his wrist. "It's a quarter to six," he says. "Hey, that's a pretty fancy watch!" exclaims the stranger. Jake brightens a little. "Yeah, it's not bad. Check this out" - and he shows him a time zone display not just for every time zone in the world, but for the 86 largest metrop…

For my teacher who used to tell this one.... Two traveling salesmen were riding together across West Texas when their car began to sputter and cough. Soon, it died completely and they were stranded on the side of a state highway with little traffic. Fortunately, a pick up truck pulled over to help. The driver was a comely middle aged woman in jeans and a work shirt. She told them the closest town with a mechanic was 60 miles away, and since it was past 5:00 pm they would be closed anyway until…

Father O'Malley An Irish priest was transferred to Texas. Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new west Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?" "And the best of …

An Irish Priest An Irish Priest is Transferred to Iola, Texas. He rose from his bed one morning; It was a fine spring day in his new West Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. So he promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?" "And the best of t…

For my teacher who used to tell this one.... Two traveling salesmen were riding together across West Texas when their car began to sputter and cough. Soon