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The Pope visits Las Vegas The Pope was making a widely publicised and controversial visit to Las Vegas. His publicity advisors warned him that the trip would be fraught with risks, but the holy man insisted that the gambling capital of the world was exactly the kind of place that the church should be trying to spread its message. After a long flight, the Pope stepped off the plane to find himself face to face with a horde of television cameras and newspaper journalists. One eager young news houn…

There were three restauraunts on the same block.... There were three restauraunts on the same block. One day one of them put up a sign which said ""The Best Restaurant in the City."" The next day, the largest restaurant on the block put up a larger sign which said ""The Best Restaurant in the World."" On the third day, the smallest restaurant put up a small sign which said ""The Best Restaurant on this Block.""

The First Smartwatch (long) Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and asks, ""Have you got the time?"" Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases and glances at his wrist. ""It's a quarter to six,"" he says. ""Hey, that's a pretty fancy watch!"" exclaims the stranger. Jake brightens a little. ""Yeah, it's not bad. Check this out"" - and he shows him a time zone display not just for every time zone in the world, but for the 8…

i watch inspiration Lester is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and asks ""Have you got the time?"" Lester sighs, puts down the suitcases and glances at his wrist. ""It's a quarter to six,"" he says. ""Hey, that's a pretty fancy watch!"" exclaims the stranger. Lester brightens a little. ""Yeah, it's not bad. Check this out,"" and he shows him a time zone display not just for every time zone in the world, but for the 86 la…

Air Currents I learned this joke when I was about eight. My parents liked it so much I had to tell it to all their friends. __________ There's a bar on the 88th floor of the Empire State Building with an open balcony overlooking the city. One one fine April afternoon, two drunks stood at the railing, deep in conversation. ""I'm telling you,"" the first drunk said, ""it's all air currentsh. They blow crazy through thish city."" The second drunk was having none of it, but the first drunk was persi…

Fantastic Watch Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger walks up to him and asks, ""Have you got the time?"" Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases and glances at his wrist. ""It's a quarter to six,"" he says. ""Hey, that's a pretty fancy watch!"" exclaims the stranger. Jake brightens a little. ""Yeah, it's not bad. It's an invention of mine I've been working on. Check this out"" - and he shows him a time zone display not just for every t…