There were three restauraunts on the same block.... There were three restauraunts on the same block. One day one of them put up a sign which said ""The Best Restaurant in the City."" The next day, the largest restaurant on the block put up a larger sign which said ""The Best Restaurant in the World."" On the third day, the smallest restaurant put up a small sign which said ""The Best Restaurant on this Block.""
I can't wait till I have kids so I can drive slowly past McDonalds and tell them there's food at home when they ask for some..
I wonder if serial killers watch Criminal Minds like chefs watch the Food Network: "Oh, bad move, I'd have done it this way..."
I lost 30 lbs, and did it without exercising or changing my diet! Ask me how. Not right now, though. I'm waiting for my meth dealer to call.
Free will is good, but free pizza is better.
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