Little Johnny "Hey, Mom," asked Johnny "Can you give me twenty dollars?" "Certainly not." "If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop." His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? What did he say?" "He said, 'Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.' "
You know it's not believable when six people rob a bank in a movie if you've ever tried to organize a dinner for six people.
Looking for a nice, wholesome girl I can bring home to mom. She only dates nice, wholesome girls
Tim Burton could've saved a lot of money on 'The Nightmare Before Christmas' and just shown a 2016 Facebook Year in Review instead.
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"
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