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Pierre the French fighter pilot Pierre, a French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the river Seine. It is a beautiful day and love is in the air, so Marie leans over to Pierre and says: ""Pierre, kiss me"". So our hero grabs a bottle of red wine and splashes it on Marie's lips. ""What are you doing, Pierre?"" shrieks Marie. ""Well, my name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have red meat I like to have red wine!"" His answer is good enou…

The Greatest Fighter-pilot in France! There is a fighter-pilot in France called Pierre. He is known throughout all of France as the best. Men want to be him, women want to be with him. One night he is on the banks of the Seine with a beautiful woman. He charms her with his sharp wit and his soft whispers. Eventually she says ""Pierre, kiss me"". At this point Pierre pulls out a bottle of red wine, opens it, and pours it all over the woman's face. ""Ahh, Pierre! Pierre! What are you doing?!"". He…

Pierre the French Fighter Pilot Pierre the French fighter pilot brought his recent date back to his house. As they began to kiss, he poured red wine over her red lips. The girl asked ""Pierre, why did you do that?"" Pierre responded ""I am Pierre the French fighter pilot. When I have red meat, I have red wine."" They continued their heated activities and Pierre took off her shirt, pouring white wine on her breasts. The girl asked ""Pierre why did you do that?"" Pierre responded ""I am Pierre the…

A Programmer's Story As an undergraduate, I was a Double E major. I studied physics, quantum mechanics, and Maxwell's equations! I designed circuits! Hah! But does anyone call me Pierre the Electrical Engineer? NO! As a master's student, I studied mathematics. I learned and proved many beautiful theorems! I broke new ground with my professors! Hah! But does anyone call me Pierre the mathematician? NO! BUT WRITE ONE LITTLE PROGRAM!

A Frenchman, an Italian man, and a Japanese man walk into a bar. The bartender is cleaning his blender when he walks up to the Frenchman first. He asks, ""can I interest you in one of our freshly blended frozen daiquiris."" The Frenchman scoffs and replies, ""I have no time for that, I must bring my poodle Pierre to have his balls removed. Get me one of your best Pinot Noirs."" The Italian man laughs, the Japanese man ignores him, and the bartender gets his drink. The bartender approaches the It…

Pierre, the French fighter pilot Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, ""Pierre, kiss me!"" Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. ""What are you doing, Pierre?"" says the startled Marie. ""I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!"" She smiles and they start kissing. Things began…

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other? What do we do now, Pierre?

What do you call a dehydrated frenchman? Pierre

French Student Pierre just came to the U.S. and was instructed in his English class to come up with a phrase or saying using 3 English words he heard over the next weekend. He first went to the zoo and his favorite animals were the zebras, so he decided to try to use that word in his sentence. While at the zoo, he heard a mother singing to her child,""Hush little baby, don't say a word..."" Pierre decided he would include the word ""baby"" in his sentence as well. Also near the zoo was an airpor…

Jean-Claude and Michelle are a couple living in France. One day, Jean-Claude comes home from work in the snail factory and his super hairy-legged girlfriend Michelle says: ""Jean-Claude, today ze light-bulb, it has gone out. You must change it for me."" And after guzzling a bottle of wine and reading a boring and absurdly incomprehensible novel about nothingness, Jean-Claude says, ""What am I? Ze Electricien?"" The next day, Jean-Claude comes home from work in his silly little car that has a hor…

For Canadians I heard this from a 86 year old lady. She was telling it to her friend Merle who apparently was floating up in the corner of the hospital room we were in. Maggie and Pierre were going out to a costume ball. Maggie came down the stairs wearing only thigh high boots. Pierre asks her what the hell she is supposed to be. She said "" I'm Puss in Boots"". Pierre came out with only a potato on his pecker and Maggie asked what he was going as and he said "" A dictator""

Two Frenchmen attempt to escape a POW camp... The pair break out of their cells and manage to reach the wire fence in the dead of night. As Pierre scales the fence he stumbles, alerting a nearby guard, who calls out ""Who's there?!"" ""Meow!"" Pierre shouts back, and he manages to creep away. Now Francois climbs the fence and he stumbles and the guard again called, 'Who goes there?' ""Another cat!""

Ping Pong Balls Jacques and Pierre have been working at the same business for awhile and a position in management has just opened up. The hiring manager is conflicted because the two friends have the exact same credentials and are all around identical workers. But the hiring manager had an idea. One morning he approached Jacques and Pierre, told them about the new open position and told them, ""Go get me ping pong balls."" He left the command as open as possible, in order to see what kind of rea…

So this frenchman is down the lake with his brother, there... And his brother says ""I won some Celine Dion tickets from the radio, me, and since you love her I thought maybe you'd like to have them."" And the frenchman takes the tickets, and sure enough they're good ones: front row center. The expectation gets him going so he runs off to the out house to shit, but before he can think about it he drops the tickets into the shit hole. ""Pierre! Come quick! I dropped the tickets, me!"" Pierre come…

Limericks in the key of brown These are collected from a weekend's worth of poop limericks my friends and I were exchanging on the spacebooks. I'll add more as they get added. --------- There once was a man from Peru Who found something gross in his shoe. It was smelly and brown And made the man frown When he realized the thing was a poo. ----- There once was a crazy old limey, who had a pickup quite shiny. His truck was bright red, Except for the bed, Since that's where he emptied his hiney. --…

Invitation to a Scientists' ball Some of the replies from the scientists invited: Pierre and Marie Curie were radiating enthusiasm. Einstein thought it would be relatively easy to attend. Volta was electrified and Archimedes, buoyant at the thought. Ampere was worried he wasn't up to current research. Ohm resisted the idea at first. Boyle said he was under too much pressure. Edison thought it would be an illuminating experience. Watt reckoned it would be a good way to let off steam. Stephenson t…

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other? What are we going to do now, Pierre?

I am Pierre, French fighter pilot!! Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, 'Pierre, kiss me!' Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. 'What are you doing, Pierre?' says the startled Marie. 'I am Pierre, French fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!' She smiles and they start kissing. Things began…

Pierre the brave French fighter pilot Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, ""Pierre, kiss me!"" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. ""What are you doing, Pierre?"" says the startled Marie. ""I am Pierre, the famous French fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!"" She smiles and the…

1916 in France The germans and the french sat in their trenches. The german army suffered from great losses, so the german general had to come up with a plan. Because he couldn't find a solution for their problems he decided to ask his soldiers. Only one had an idea. 'We should find out the most common french name, shout it over no mans land and kill whoever is stupid enough to react to it.' Since it was the only idea, the german general gave the order to find the most common french name and use…

Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didn't sing very well. 'Does that make you homesick?' someone asked Pierre. 'No' he answered. 'Just sick sick!'

The true definition of "savoir faire" Three French gentleman are discussing the true definition of "savoir faire" "Mes amis, let me tell you the meaning of 'savoir faire': a husband comes home early, walks into the bedroom and discovers his wife in bed with another man - Pierre - in the middle of ze act. He does not react, but with great dignity walks out of the room and closes the door. THAT, mes amis, is 'savoir faire'!" "Non non non!" says the second, "that is NOT 'savoir faire'! It is whe…

Pierre the fighter pilot Pierre, a French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the river Seine. It is a beautiful day and love is in the air, so Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me". So our hero grabs a bottle of red wine and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" shrieks Marie. "Well, my name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have red meat I like to have red wine!" His answer is good enough for M…

I am Pierre Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. Things began to heat up a litt…

One of my grandfather's favorite jokes My grandfather loves telling jokes (even though they are mostly repeats he retells every now and then) thought some of you might enjoy this one: During the second world war on the front between the Germans and the French , the French had a method of mowing down Germans, when fighting against trenched soldiers they'd yell out "Hanz is that you?" then a German soldier would stand up answering "Yes!" and they'd shoot him down. This went on for weeks and…