#archimedes

My Archimedes Heel is Greek references

Archimedes law of bathing When your body immersed in water, the phone rings

I explained to my friend that he shouldn't be afraid of drowning in the sea because of Archimedes principle. But he was too dense.

Archimedes Principle floats my boat.

Science Jokes Molecule 1: I just lost an electron. Molecule 2: Are you sure? Molecule 1: I'm positive Newton, Pascal and Archimedes are playing hide and seek. Archimedes starts to count, Pascal hides in a bush, and Newton draws a square on the ground and steps into it. Archimedes finds Newton first, of course, but Newton replies, ""Nope. One Newton on one square meter is equal to one Pascal."" When Magnesium and Oxygen started dating I was like, ""O MG!"" -Techinverted

Invitation to a Scientists' ball Some of the replies from the scientists invited: Pierre and Marie Curie were radiating enthusiasm. Einstein thought it would be relatively easy to attend. Volta was electrified and Archimedes, buoyant at the thought. Ampere was worried he wasn't up to current research. Ohm resisted the idea at first. Boyle said he was under too much pressure. Edison thought it would be an illuminating experience. Watt reckoned it would be a good way to let off steam. Stephenson t…

Scientists annoy me, they're always going on about Boyle's Law and Archimedes' Law. One came up to me and said: ""If you had an apple which experiences no net force, then its velocity is constant: the apple is either at rest, or it moves in a straight line with constant speed Newton's Law"" So ... Read more...

According to Archimedes, what happens to a body when it is immersed in water? The telephone rings.

What did Archimedes say when he peed in the bath? UREA!!!