Science Jokes Molecule 1: I just lost an electron. Molecule 2: Are you sure? Molecule 1: I'm positive Newton, Pascal and Archimedes are playing hide and seek. Archimedes starts to count, Pascal hides in a bush, and Newton draws a square on the ground and steps into it. Archimedes finds Newton first, of course, but Newton replies, ""Nope. One Newton on one square meter is equal to one Pascal."" When Magnesium and Oxygen started dating I was like, ""O MG!"" -Techinverted
Albert, Issac, and Blaise are playing ""hide and seek."" Albert closes his eyes and begins to count as Blaise takes off, running to hide. Issac stoops over and
Einstein was playing hide and seek with a bunch of scientists, and he saw Newton When he was about to grab him, Newton said ""see, I am standing on a tile that'
Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and go seek.lt's Einstein's turn to count so he covers his eyes and starts counting to ten.Pascal runs off and hide
Archimedes Principle floats my boat.
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