Scientists annoy me, they're always going on about Boyle's Law and Archimedes' Law. One came up to me and said: ""If you had an apple which experiences no net force, then its velocity is constant: the apple is either at rest, or it moves in a straight line with constant speed Newton's Law"" So ... Read more...
What did Archimedes say when he peed in the bath? UREA!!!
According to Archimedes, what happens to a body when it is immersed in water? The telephone rings.
Invitation to a Scientists' ball Some of the replies from the scientists invited: Pierre and Marie Curie were radiating enthusiasm. Einstein thought it would be
Science Jokes Molecule 1: I just lost an electron. Molecule 2: Are you sure? Molecule 1: I'm positive Newton, Pascal and Archimedes are playing hide and seek. A
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