A Frenchman, an Italian man, and a Japanese man walk into a bar. The bartender is cleaning his blender when he walks up to the Frenchman first. He asks, ""can I interest you in one of our freshly blended frozen daiquiris."" The Frenchman scoffs and replies, ""I have no time for that, I must bring my poodle Pierre to have his balls removed. Get me one of your best Pinot Noirs."" The Italian man laughs, the Japanese man ignores him, and the bartender gets his drink. The bartender approaches the Italian man next and asks, ""may I interest you in one of our freshly blended frozen daiquiris."" The Italian quickly replies, ""I have no time for that, I have to take my mother to her own funeral. Get me one of your finest Chiantis."" The Frenchman laughs, the Japanese man ignores him, and the bartender gets his drink. Finally the bartender approaches the Japanese man and asks, ""Could I interest you in one of our freshly blended frozen daiquiris."" The Japanese man looks up and replies, ""I have no time for that. I have to figure out a plan to stop the Decepticons. Get me your top Sake."" The Frenchman laughs, the Italian man laughs, and the blender kills them all and walks out the bar.