#merle

HOME LATE Every night after dinner, Merle took off for the local watering hole. He would spend the whole evening there and always arrive home, quite inebriated, around midnight each night. He usually had trouble getting his key to fit the keyhole and couldn't get the door open. And every time this happened, his wife would go to the door and let him in. Then she would proceed to yell and scream at him, for his constant nights out and always coming home in a drunken state. But Merle just continued…

For Canadians I heard this from a 86 year old lady. She was telling it to her friend Merle who apparently was floating up in the corner of the hospital room we were in. Maggie and Pierre were going out to a costume ball. Maggie came down the stairs wearing only thigh high boots. Pierre asks her what the hell she is supposed to be. She said "" I'm Puss in Boots"". Pierre came out with only a potato on his pecker and Maggie asked what he was going as and he said "" A dictator""

Every night after dinner, Merle took off for the local watering hole. He would spend the whole evening there and always arrive home, quite inebriated, around midnight each night. He usually had trouble getting his key to fit the keyhole and couldn't get the door open. And every time this happened, his wife would go to the door and let him in. Then she would proceed to yell and scream at him, for his constant nights out and always coming home in a drunken state. But Merle just continued his night…