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The Greatest Fighter-pilot in France! There is a fighter-pilot in France called Pierre. He is known throughout all of France as the best. Men want to be him, women want to be with him. One night he is on the banks of the Seine with a beautiful woman. He charms her with his sharp wit and his soft whispers. Eventually she says ""Pierre, kiss me"". At this point Pierre pulls out a bottle of red wine, opens it, and pours it all over the woman's face. ""Ahh, Pierre! Pierre! What are you doing?!"". He…

Did you hear about the man who jumped into a river in France. He was in Seine.../He was never Seine again...

If you jump off a bridge in Paris... You are in seine

""There's a guy that jumped off the Pont Neuf!"" He must be in Seine.

Pierre, the French fighter pilot Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, ""Pierre, kiss me!"" Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. ""What are you doing, Pierre?"" says the startled Marie. ""I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!"" She smiles and they start kissing. Things began…

A tourist is walking along the riverbank in Paris when a Frenchman runs and pushes him in. Spluttering and angry, the tourist shouts ""Are you crazy?"" To which the Frenchmen replies laughing ""No, but you're in Seine""

Did you hear about the Parisian who jumped off a bridge? He went in Seine.

What river was Jesus baptized in? True story: I was the 7th grade Sunday School teacher and that was a question on a Bible quiz. The class guessed the Nile, the Amazon, and finally the Seine. ""Here's a hint,"" I said, ""There used to be a basketball player for the Chicago Bulls who was famous for his ability to leap to the basket."" One of the kids guessed ""The Michael Jordan river?""

Chinese woman pray before releasing fishes in Paris river la Seine when https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G77aVXoxTk

I went on a boat trip around Paris, ...it was in-seine!

During My Trip to Paris While I was in Paris, me and my friends decided to go for a swim during an awfully cold day. We went down to the river, and as I waded in the water, I called my mom to tell her what I was doing. She replied, ""What are you, in Seine!?""

If you jump off a bridge in Paris... They'll declare you in Seine

I plan to swim all the way to Paris my friends think I'm In-Seine.

1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired. 2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway). 3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 4. A backward poet writes inverse. 5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes. 6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off. 7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed. 9. With her marriage she got a new name …

The Olympics are going to be crazy I mean, the swimming is in Seine!

Did you hear about the crazy person that that fell into the French river? He was in Seine. (Ignore the second that)

If you jumped off a bridge in Paris You'd be In seine

Did you hear about the lunatic who tried swimming in the river in Paris? He was in seine

Are people who jump off bridges in Paris in seine!?

If you were to jump off a bridge in Paris would that mean you were in seine?