What river was Jesus baptized in? True story: I was the 7th grade Sunday School teacher and that was a question on a Bible quiz. The class guessed the Nile, the Amazon, and finally the Seine. ""Here's a hint,"" I said, ""There used to be a basketball player for the Chicago Bulls who was famous for his ability to leap to the basket."" One of the kids guessed ""The Michael Jordan river?""
I told my disbelieving Egyptian friend that he was standing in a river... ...but he was in The Nile.
A tourist is walking along the riverbank in Paris when a Frenchman runs and pushes him in. Spluttering and angry, the tourist shouts ""Are you crazy?"" To which
A man is lost in the dessert for weeks and meets a hippo... ""Hey Hippo, would you tell me where the Great river Nile is?"" The Hippo answers: ""I don't know, l
Pierre, the French fighter pilot Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a
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