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Why did leeroy Jenkins cross the road To get the chicken

Limericks in the key of brown These are collected from a weekend's worth of poop limericks my friends and I were exchanging on the spacebooks. I'll add more as they get added. --------- There once was a man from Peru Who found something gross in his shoe. It was smelly and brown And made the man frown When he realized the thing was a poo. ----- There once was a crazy old limey, who had a pickup quite shiny. His truck was bright red, Except for the bed, Since that's where he emptied his hiney. --…

A businessman was interviewing applicants for the position of manager of a large division... He quickly devised a test for choosing the most suitable candidate. He simply asked each applicant this question, "What is two plus two?" The first interviewee was a journalist. His answer was, "Twenty-two". The second was a social worker. She said, "I don't know the answer but I'm very glad that we had the opportunity to discuss it." The third applicant was an engineer. He pulled out a slide rule …

Job Interview A businessman was interviewing job applicants for the position of manager of a large division. He quickly devised a test for choosing the most suitable candidate. He simply asked each applicant this question, “What is two plus two?” The first interviewee was a journalist. His answer was, “Twenty-two”. The second was a social worker. She said, “I don’t know the answer but I’m very glad that we had the opportunity to discuss it.” The third applicant was an engineer. …