So this frenchman is down the lake with his brother, there... And his brother says ""I won some Celine Dion tickets from the radio, me, and since you love her I thought maybe you'd like to have them."" And the frenchman takes the tickets, and sure enough they're good ones: front row center. The expectation gets him going so he runs off to the out house to shit, but before he can think about it he drops the tickets into the shit hole. ""Pierre! Come quick! I dropped the tickets, me!"" Pierre come…