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Come on Canada, first Celine, then Nickelback, NOW Bieber!? Are you TRYING to provoke a war?

#Celine#Canada#Military#One-Liner
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Rene Angelil passed away recently, long time manager and husband of Celine Dion. At the funeral a devastated Celine sobbed ""It's ok , my heart will go on""

#Rene Angelil#Celine Dion#Celine#Marriage+1 more
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Funny helpdesk chat transcripts: Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... -------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ...."" Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry ........ --------------------------…

#Celine#Bill Gates#Martha#Teddy+4 more
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck. Tech support: That doesn’t sound good, I’ll make a note. Customer: No, wait a minute, I hadn’t inserted it yet, It’s still on my desk. Sorry....

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