#lisbon

Two Pakistani gentlemen boarded a shuttle out of London for Lisbon. One sat in the window seat the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an Indian got on and took the aisle seat next to the Pakistanis. He kicked off his shoes wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Pakistani in the window seat said ""I think I'll go up and get a Coke."" (Shuttle flights do not have cabin attendants but you probably knew that.) ""No problem,"" said the Indian. ""I'll get it for you."" While he was…

Two Pakistani gentlemen boarded a shuttle out of London for Lisbon. Two Pakistani gentlemen boarded a shuttle out of London for Lisbon. One sat in the window seat the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an Indian got on and took the aisle seat next to the Pakistanis. He kicked off his shoes wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Pakistani in the window seat said "I think I'll go up and get a Coke." (Shuttle flights do not have cabin attendants but you probably knew that.) "No…

Dear redditors,... ...one friend of mine bought a ticket to the European Cup of Football, in 10th of July, without realizing that it's going to be on the exact same date as his wedding. If anyone is interested to go in his place... ... the wedding is in Lisbon Cathedral and the wife is called Marie. The drinks and the food were already paid, so you just have to appear and say "Yes, I do"!