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Boudreaux and Thibidoux The visitors should be read with a Cajun accent, while the professor should have a southern drawl. Boudreaux and Thibidoux head to A&M for an away game. They get there to take in College Station. They want to see Kyle Field before it gets packed, head over to the Memorial Center and see what their union is like, and check out a new campus. They get on campus and are a little lost. A professor in a lab coat sees the guys obviously confused and in LSU camo attire. He as…

I posted these Aggie jokes elsewhere, so someone is bound to post them here. These are jokes commonly told around the University of Texas about their rivals at Texas A&M University. You know why the Aggies don't have ice cubes in the dorm any more? It's because the guy with the recipe graduated. I've heard that recipe calls for a heaping tablespoon of water. How many Aggies does it take to eat an armadillo? Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for traffic. Two Aggies went ice fishing, but …

A Texas A&M (Aggie) grad, a Texas Tech (TT) grad and a University of Texas (UT) grad end up at the urinals in a bar. The Aggie finishes first, walks over to the sink and loudly proclaims ""In my health class at Texas A&M we were taught to wash our hands after using the bathroom to prevent disease"" and proceeds to splash soap and water everywhere. Additionally, while drying off he uses more paper towels than are necessary. The TT grad finishes next, walks over to the sink and loudly proc…

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him? -To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a group of Harvard students had been deadlocked in a spelling bee for an entire week. At the end of the contest the score was tied and the judges had a dilemma. They told the contestants that each group was to quickly come up with a poem using the word 'Timbuktu.' Well the Aggiess started laughing the minute the word was uttered but Harvard just smiled and prepared their short rhyme. One Harvard student stood up and for his group recited 'Through the desert all …

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash? - He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong? -The Aggie drove through a car wash

Three students from Michigan State the University of Kentucky and Texas A & M on summer vacation in France were caught smuggling cocaine and sentenced to death by guillotine. The judge turned to the boy from Michigan and asked ""Do you have any final words son?"" ""Yeah drop dead!"" snapped the Wolverine. Hearing this the judge signaled for the sentence to be carried out. The executioner pulled the lever and as the crowd gaped in astonishment the giant blade came to a screeching halt three in…

What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape.

Texas Aggie buys a girl a drink Ok so this Texas Aggie is at a party back East, right? and he sees this attractive woman. He tells the bartender that he wants to buy her a drink. So the bartender gives her a drink and points to the Texan. She walks over to him and says: "This isn't going to go where you think it's going to go." "Why not?" he asks. "Because I'm a lesbian." she says. "What's that mean?" he says. "Well, see that hot woman over there? It means that I'd get a whole lot of p…

Did you hear about the Aggie that moved to Oklahoma? Raised the I.Q. of both states.

Three aspiring student psychiatrists from various colleges were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from the University of Houston, "What is the opposite of joy?" "Sadness" replied the student. "And the opposite of depression?" the professor asked of the young lady from Rice. "Elation" said she. "And you sir" he said to the young man from Texas, "How about the opposite of woe?" The Aggie replied, "Sir, I believ…