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Electric Chair Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, ""I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."" They throw…

Smart blonde joke Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, ""I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."" They th…

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, ""I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."" They throw the switch and …

A Tale of Two Unfortunate Aggies Two Aggies went ice fishing, but it was kind of a bust. They spent all weekend just clearing enough ice to get the boat in the water, and didn't have time to actually fish. Someone was kind enough to explain to them how you ice fish. So they went to a new spot (too ashamed to go to the old one.) They took out their drill to cut through the ice. They heard a huge voice booming out of no where, ""THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."" They're a little discomfited, but …

I posted these Aggie jokes elsewhere, so someone is bound to post them here. These are jokes commonly told around the University of Texas about their rivals at Texas A&M University. You know why the Aggies don't have ice cubes in the dorm any more? It's because the guy with the recipe graduated. I've heard that recipe calls for a heaping tablespoon of water. How many Aggies does it take to eat an armadillo? Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for traffic. Two Aggies went ice fishing, but …

A Texas A&M (Aggie) grad, a Texas Tech (TT) grad and a University of Texas (UT) grad end up at the urinals in a bar. The Aggie finishes first, walks over to the sink and loudly proclaims ""In my health class at Texas A&M we were taught to wash our hands after using the bathroom to prevent disease"" and proceeds to splash soap and water everywhere. Additionally, while drying off he uses more paper towels than are necessary. The TT grad finishes next, walks over to the sink and loudly proc…

Did you hear about the outbreak of Urinary Tract Infections at the University of Texas? It's odd they couldn't see the issue with all those UTI's