#harvard-school

Electric Chair Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, ""I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."" They throw…

Smart blonde joke Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, ""I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."" They th…

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, ""I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."" They throw the switch and …

The Harvard school newspaper held a contest for the best pun anybody could come up with, top prize being $500. Simon, an English major, and quite the cunning linguist, submitted his ten best puns, one of which he was sure would win top prize. The newspaper carefully reviewed each of Simon's entries to see if they would best the other submissions but unfortunately no pun in ten did.

The worker at the match factory. This guy works in a match factory on the assembly line. One day he has an epiphany, the next day he marches up to the presidents office. *""I figured out how to save you millions""* he says. *""For my idea I want 1 million dollars, if you implement it and it works you have to pay me as per this contract""* The president scoffs at him *""I went to the Harvard school of business, I think I know a bit more than you when it comes to saving this company money""* The p…