Three aspiring student psychiatrists from various colleges were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from the University of Houston, "What is the opposite of joy?" "Sadness" replied the student. "And the opposite of depression?" the professor asked of the young lady from Rice. "Elation" said she. "And you sir" he said to the young man from Texas, "How about the opposite of woe?" The Aggie replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up!"
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