#colin-mochrie

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9/10 people believe that... Out of every 10 people, 1 person will always disagree with the other 9. -Colin Mochrie

Breaking News: Famous playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stalls, which were outside the playboy's mansion, where they were selling flowers. Said one friar,""If it were anyone else, we would have gotten away with it. But, unfortunately, only Hugh can stop florist friars."" Credits to Colin Mochrie for this one

So an order of monks once set up a flower shop near the playboy mansion. They were pretty successful until one day Hefner found out about them. The cops were called and it was shut down. The head monk said that of it was anyone else's house they would have gotten away with it, but only Hugh can prevent florist friars. Source: Colin Mochrie

Red-nosed Rudolph was hit by a 747 and a flock of seagulls on Christmas Eve during a gift delivery over Barcelona The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane (Courtesy of Colin Mochrie)

A pun from Colin Mochrie. Some friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florists across town thought the competition was unfair. They asked the good fathers to close down, but the friars would not. They went back and begged the friars to close. The friars ignored them. They asked their mother to go and ask the friars to get out of business. They friars ignored them, t…