#jfk

Mom is flying into JFK during Friday rush hour. An 'anonymous tip' should allow me to pick her up at the TSA and avoid the terminals.

My 4 year old said he wants to go to JFK for some chicken. He won't be majoring in history.

I will never forget where I was when I heard the news that JFK was shot. (8th grade history class)

Not sure if it's still too soon after the shooting, but.... Do you think JFK ever said ""I need another parade like I need another hole in the head""?

It's 1968. China and the Soviet Union are on the verge of open hostilities. And only the pope can intervene... Well, so thinks the president of the UN. See, he'd been up all night watching *The Shoes of the Fisherman*, and it was such a harrowing vision that he was determined that the pope, and only the pope, could broker a deal between two hostile nations. If you've not seen *The Shoes of the Fisherman*, it's a fine film with Anthony Quinn and there's international problems solved by the pope. …

[NSFW]A more honest retelling of John F. Kennedy's famous quote on lunar exploration. ""We choose to go to the moon, and Marilyn Monroe's bedroom, because it is easy and because I am hard."" JFK - 1961.

To the citizens of the USA from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. In the light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA, and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except …

I just found out JFK was jewish. He was shot in the temple.

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA? He was all over his wife at the parade

What do JFK, John Lennon and Donald Trump have in common? Nothing. But a man can dream.

If JFK could see the state of this country... It would blow his mind.

Crisis Once upon a time, JFK had this Rubik's cube that he was extremely fond of. He was also rumored to be having a rather stormy relationship with a woman named Laura (I'll call her Ms. L). JFK went for a walk with his dog ever day between 10 and 11. One day, when he wasn't home, Khrushchev came in, nailed Ms. L, and took the cube. Tensions between the national leaders were never higher than during the Cube and Ms. L Crisis.

Forget Washington, Lincoln, JFK. Trump Is Simply Going To Be The Best President To Have Come in A Melania.

JFK and Abe Lincoln were two of the greatest president of all history. I think it's because they were so Open Minded.

JFK put a man on the moon Obama put a man in a woman's bathroom

A time-traveller and his student.. A college professor at a small college had just invented time-travel. He knew he couldn't trust just anyone with this secret, so he chose to tell only his best student; an african-american student named Mark. When the professor told him, Mark was shocked! ""So what do you plan to do with you time-machine?"" Mark asked. ""I'm going to kill Hitler when he was a child"" The professor responded. Mark was both appalled and intrigued, so he asked the professor if he …

Why did Ted Cruz's father assassinate JFK? To get to the other side!

JFK jokes aren't funny yet And that just blows my mind

Just landed at LaGuardia lol JFK

Martin Luther King Jr, Gahndi, and JFK walk together into a bar. ""Don't worry,"" they say to the other angels as they dusted themselves off ""the bullets hurt much more.""

In honor of the papal visit, I submit the worst, longest, most tortuous pope joke I know. It's 1969. China and the Soviet Union are on the brink of open hostilities. The war would kill us all. And only the pope can save the day. Well, so thinks Richard Nixon. See, he'd been up all night watching *The Shoes of the Fisherman*, and it was such a harrowing vision that he was determined that the pope, and only the pope, could broker a deal between two hostile nations. If you've not seen *The Shoes of…

Conspirators are relentless... A man lives his whole life believing that JFK's assassination was an inside job done by the CIA. He goes his whole life believing this. One day he passes on and goes up to meet God. God says ""Welcome to heaven, do you have any questions?"" The man replies, ""Yes, who shot JFK?"" God then replies ""Well don't you know...Lee Harvey Oswald killed him."" The mans eyes light up and he says shaking... ""My god, the conspiracy has reached heaven...""

What state was JFK when he was assassinated? A horrible state

I told my girlfriend I'm JFK Because I'm the king of cum-a-lot

The new Hollywood realism Noted Hollywood film maker Oliver Stone has made many R-rated movies including JFK and Nixon. However as he has aged he has mellowed and now proposes to make a G-rated movie which Moms with small children will feel comfortable attending. Title: Clinton