Why did Ted Cruz's father assassinate JFK? To get to the other side!

A time-traveller and his student.. A college professor at a small college had just invented time-travel. He knew he couldn't trust just anyone with this secret,

JFK put a man on the moon Obama put a man in a woman's bathroom

JFK and Abe Lincoln were two of the greatest president of all history. I think it's because they were so Open Minded.