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IF JFK taught me one thing... The best way to clear your head is to take a ride in your car.

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So the Pope is on state visit... So the Pope is on state visit to the US and is travelling in his limousine towards the hotel from JFK. Halfway there he tries to convince his chauffeur if he may drive it himself.

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What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe? I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things

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What do JFK and Obama have in common?,"Well nothing yet.

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What did JFK say about his multiple affairs?,"""I did them not because they were easy but because I was hard.""

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What did JFK say after banging Marilyn Monroe?,"""Some men have greatness thrust upon them some men thrust upon greatness.""

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Why couldn't JFK become a boxer? Why couldn't JFK become a boxer? Because he couldn't take a shot to the head.

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What's the difference between JFK and Bill Clinton?,"One got his head blown off the other was assassinated

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Was JFK born in USA?,"Doubtful he sounds Kennedyan!

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What do JFK and Obama have in common? Well, nothing yet.

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Why couldn't JFK be a boxer? He couldn't take shots to the head.

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What did JFK say about his multiple affairs? "I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard."

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What did JFK say after banging Marilyn Monroe? "Some men have greatness thrust upon them, some men thrust upon greatness."

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How did the media know JFK was cheating on his wife? They saw him getting blown in the back seat.

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Why couldn't JFK become a boxer? Because he couldn't take a shot to the head.

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What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common? They both banged JFK

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What's the difference between JFK and Bill Clinton? One got his head blown off, the other was assassinated

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Was JFK born in USA? Doubtful, he sounds Kennedyan!

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka? Because he couldn't handle a few shots

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Why JFK doesn't wear hats? It is an airport.

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