#john-lennon

You can call John Lennon a genius all you want, but the simple fact is he married Yoko Ono. Thats a big strike against the genius part.

John Lennon: Imagine all the people Me: Ok but this is extremely boring

John Lennon would have been 82 years old today had he not perished on 9/11. #KONY2012

"I am John Lennon" - the Walrus

JOHN LENNON: Love is all you need ME: This guy knows what it's all about JOHN LENNON: I am the egg man coo coo ca chu ME: OK scratch that

COP: can anybody else describe the suspect? JOHN LENNON: he got feet down below his knees COP: anybody

What do JFK, John Lennon and Donald Trump have in common? Nothing. But a man can dream.

A billionaire decides to build a palace to bring the best musicians of the 60's together in one place. After a year of hammering, sawing, and painting the palace is finally finished. It's perfect marble, chandeliers, and concert halls; dozens of swimming pools and tennis courts. Excited, the billionaire sends out his invitations. A few weeks later he sees Jefferson Airplane, The Beetles, Jimmy Hendrix and a hoard of 60's luminaries standing in the grass, but none are coming inside. Paul McCartn…

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts? Strawberry filled forever.

My friend told me Kanye West was the next John Lennon I replied ""Then I'll be the next Mark David Chapman""

I've finally taken the time to list my collection of John Lennon memorabilia on eBay. Imagine all the PayPal.

Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, Elizabeth Taylor, Bob Marley, Marilyn Monroe, ""Venison's dear isn't it?"", John Lennon, Albert Einstein, Bruce Lee, Steve McQueen, James Dean Pun intended

Rock and Roll Joke Kurt Cobain dies and when he opens his eyes, he's in a big practice hall. Looking around he sees Cliff Burton tuning up, Jimi Hendrix and John Lennon warming up on microphones and adjusting their guitar straps to fit, and Jerry Garcia messing with his pedal steel guitar. Kurt ambles over to Jerry and says, ""So, this is what heaven is like, huh?"" Jerry looks up and says, ""Heaven?"" Karen Carpenter walks in, sits down behind the drum kit and says, ""OK everybody -- 'Rainy Day…

At the height of The Beatles' popularity... a woman walks into a tattoo shop and pulls up her dress, exposing her thighs. She points the the left thigh and says ""I want a tatto of John Lennon here,"" then to the right, ""and Paul McCartney right here."". After agreeing on a price, she jumps on the table and the man goes to work. Upon completing the tattoos he bandages her thighs and says ""Take off the bandages in two weeks. If you're not satisfied, come back and we'll figure it out."" Two week…

A homeless man goes to a fortune teller... A homeless man who spends his days street performing on an old guitar for some loose change decides to spend the money on a fortune teller one day. The fortune teller tells the homeless man that she has good news and bad news for him. The homeless asks to hear the good news first. She begins to tell the man about his after-life. She tells him that he will meet Elvis and John Lennon in the after-life, and that the three of them together are going to be t…

How did John Lennon play the bass on Helter Skelter...... .....He played with a plastic ruler at the end of a desk.

What did Paul McCartney say to John Lennon while going through a swinger phase Got to get you into my wife

I'm going to sell John Lennon memorabilia online. Imagine all the PayPal.

"Love me do" was written by John Lennon... After he got a really nice haircut

Scientists are cloning John Lennon.. What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons? Imagine all the people..

Rock'n'Roll Heaven Stevie Ray Vaughan dies in his helicopter crash and goes to heaven. He is escorted by Saint Peter to a special area reserved for famous dead rock musicians. He is very honoured as he sees that he is in the company of Elvis, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, John Lennon, Buddy Holly and dozens of other famous faces from the history of rock. Then he spies Bono preening in front of a mirror. "Hey wait a second," he says, "Bono's not dead!" Saint Peter replies, "Actually, that's God…

A billionaire decides to build a palace A billionaire decides to build a palace to bring the best musicians of the 60’s together in one place. After a year of hammering, sawing, and painting the palace is finally finished. It’s perfect – marble, chandeliers, and concert halls; dozens of swimming pools and tennis courts. Excited, the billionaire sends out his invitations. A few weeks later he sees Jefferson Airplane, The Beetles, Jimmy Hendrix and a hoard of 60’s luminaries standing in the grass…

Lucy, In the Sky, With Diamonds John Lennon, proving he was a terrible Clue player

Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side... I mean

Put all my John Lennon memorabilia on Ebay Imagine all the paypal