#jimi-hendrix

Me: Jimi Hendrix? Daughter: Who? Me: Beatles? Daughter: Who? Me: Doors? Daughter: Who? Me: Justin Bieber? Daughter: Hate him. Me: Thank God.

A Guy Walks Into A Bar With An Octopus Under His Arm He sets the octopus on a stool next to him and announces: ""This is an amazing octopus. I'll bet anyone in this bar $50 that this octopus can play any instrument set in front of it.""   None of the people could believe this, so one guy brought up a guitar. The octopus took hold of the guitar and started picking away, better than Jimi Hendrix. The man took $50 from the guitarist. Next someone brings up a trumpet. The octopus started pl…

I'm going to see Jimi Hendrix perform next week! At least, that's what my doctor told me...

A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus that can play any instrument in the world. Everyone laughs, so he says he'll bet $50. A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix, so the man pays his $50. Another guy walks up with a trumpet, and the octopus plays it better than Dizzy Gillespie. So the man pays his $50. A third guy walk…

Rock and Roll Joke Kurt Cobain dies and when he opens his eyes, he's in a big practice hall. Looking around he sees Cliff Burton tuning up, Jimi Hendrix and John Lennon warming up on microphones and adjusting their guitar straps to fit, and Jerry Garcia messing with his pedal steel guitar. Kurt ambles over to Jerry and says, ""So, this is what heaven is like, huh?"" Jerry looks up and says, ""Heaven?"" Karen Carpenter walks in, sits down behind the drum kit and says, ""OK everybody -- 'Rainy Day…

I'm long, brown, and I love bowls. Jimi Hendrix.

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died? *S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

Rock'n'Roll Heaven Stevie Ray Vaughan dies in his helicopter crash and goes to heaven. He is escorted by Saint Peter to a special area reserved for famous dead rock musicians. He is very honoured as he sees that he is in the company of Elvis, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, John Lennon, Buddy Holly and dozens of other famous faces from the history of rock. Then he spies Bono preening in front of a mirror. "Hey wait a second," he says, "Bono's not dead!" Saint Peter replies, "Actually, that's God…

A guy walks into a bar with an octopus A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus that can play any instrument in the world. Everyone laughs, so he says he'll bet $50. A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix, so the man pays his $50. Another guy walks up with a trumpet, and the octopus plays it better than Dizzy Gillespie. S…

A horse is watching MTV... As he is watching, a music video for "Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix comes on. The horse gals in love with the song. Then, he explores more of Jimi Hendrix's discography and soon enough he's a full on Jimi Hendrix fan. After some time of being a Hendrix fan, the horse is inspired to be a guitarist. He gets all the money he has and buys a low-end used Stratocaster. He begins to learn how to play, and quickly enough, he knows how to play every Jimi Hendrix song. He can …

A Guy Walks Into A Bar With An Octopus Under His Arm He sets the octopus on a stool next to him and announces: "This is an amazing octopus. I'll bet anyone in this bar $50 that this octopus can play any instrument set in front of it."   None of the people could believe this, so one guy brought up a guitar. The octopus took hold of the guitar and started picking away, better than Jimi Hendrix. The man took $50 from the guitarist. Next someone brings up a trumpet. The octopus started pla…

A guy dies and arrives at the pearly gates... He approaches St. Peter at the gates. As he walks up, he can hear a cacophony of beautiful music. While all the songs are different, he can pick out each one, and the music all seems to blend together perfectly. In one area, he can hear Purple Rain playing, and it sounds perfect and beautiful. "Wait Peter, is that Prince??" Peter smiles and says "yes! He plays for us 24/7 here in the kingdom of heaven." The guy is elated. He hears an incredible …

Whilst in the pub my friend asked me to name just 3 Qatar players? I said George Harrison, Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix

Had a bet with my mate He said “I bet you couldn’t name 3 Qatar players. I said “don’t be stupid that’s easy. Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix and Jimmy Page”

A guy and his pet octopus walk into a bar... Once inside the guy proclaims that his pet octopus can play ANY instrument to perfection and begins taking $100 bets. The first patron approaches with a guitar. ""Let's see him play this!"" The octopus grabs the guitar and starts jamming out like Jimi Hendrix. Another patron approaches with a trumpet. ""How about this one!?"" he exclaims. The octopus takes the trumpet and throws down on it better than Louis Armstrong. Several other instruments are br…

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive? Trying to get out of his grave.