#louis-armstrong

Just farted and it sounded like Louis Armstrong saying the word "blueberry" with his mouth full.

Fart Football One night, an elderly couple is sitting in bed. The husband reading while the wife quietly knits. Breaking the silence, the husband leans gently to one side, and unleashes an egregious fart. His wife crumples her face and writhes in near agony next to him, bemoaning the ubiquitous ass mist that was only exentuated by the humid summer evening. ""What the hell was that all about??"" The wife cried. ""It's Fart Football!"" The husband proudly chirped. ""That beauty was worth 6 points.…

A man walks into a bar with an octopus He says “A hundred bucks says my octopus can play any instrument you give it!” One man hands him an acoustic guitar. The octopus fiddles with the strings a bit, then strums out a rendition of Wonderwall. A woman from the back hands the octopus a trumpet. The octopus fiddles with the valves, then puts the mouthpiece to its beak and plays some Louis Armstrong. The bartender has an idea. He heads upstairs, then comes back down with bagpipes. The octopus …

A guy and his pet octopus walk into a bar... Once inside the guy proclaims that his pet octopus can play ANY instrument to perfection and begins taking $100 bets. The first patron approaches with a guitar. ""Let's see him play this!"" The octopus grabs the guitar and starts jamming out like Jimi Hendrix. Another patron approaches with a trumpet. ""How about this one!?"" he exclaims. The octopus takes the trumpet and throws down on it better than Louis Armstrong. Several other instruments are br…