A guy and his pet octopus walk into a bar... Once inside the guy proclaims that his pet octopus can play ANY instrument to perfection and begins taking $100 bets. The first patron approaches with a guitar. ""Let's see him play this!"" The octopus grabs the guitar and starts jamming out like Jimi Hendrix. Another patron approaches with a trumpet. ""How about this one!?"" he exclaims. The octopus takes the trumpet and throws down on it better than Louis Armstrong. Several other instruments are brought forward and the octopus plays them all. Toward the end of the night after taking over $1000
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