#justin-bieber

They only arrested Justin Bieber cause he's black.

We gave you Nickelback and Justin Bieber. You responded with the Kardashians and Honey Boo Boo. Well played America, well played

Every teen trick-or-treating tonight got a handful of candy and a, "You must be heartbroken. I can't believe Justin Bieber died so young!"

Justin Bieber will be an old man someday and it will be hilarious.

My stepdaughter said the Justin Bieber movie is rated R because people will faint when they see him. I stabbed her with my car keys.

Justin Bieber is coming out with an 'Unplugged album'? I hope it's the microphone that they unplug.

100,000 Americans signed a petition to have Justin Bieber deported back to Canada. 8 million Canadians signed a petition to prevent this.

Justin Bieber on the phone. Says he "won't be coming back to the UK in a hurry". Well played, Great Britain. Job done.

Maybe Taylor Swfit dates Justin Bieber and John Mayer dates Selena Gomez and it's like matter/anti-matter and they all explode?

Justin Bieber only pretends to retire on Twitter, worst Christmas ever.

BREAKING NEWS Justin Bieber said... And I quote, "Only God can Judge me!" THIS JUST IN ...Apparently I'm God.

"Pop star, Justin Bieber, was charged with DUI, driving with an expired license and resisting arrest." Britney Spears whispers, "Amateur."

A man played Justin Bieber to force an attacking bear to run off. He was treated for his injuries, then arrested for cruelty to animals.

If you are older than 17 and have mad love for Justin Bieber ,you are the reason whales are the most intelligent species.

Thousands of stoners give up smoking weed to avoid having any association with Justin Bieber. Cleverest. Government. Propaganda. Ever.

I'm not afraid of dying. I'm afraid of ending up in a nursing home with a roommate who has Justin Bieber posters and Twilight shirts.

Justin Bieber breaks up with Selena Gomez... the same week Black Ops 2 comes out? Good call Justin.

If you need motivation to workout this evening, Justin Bieber changed his Instagram name to Bizzle. Now go ahead, get out that aggression.

Justin Bieber should thank Elton, Adam, and Ricky for making his closet a walk-in.

Charlie Manson has served his time, it's time to release him back into society. Somewhere near Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber getting tasered would be the most watched YouTube video of all time.

Saw a Justin Bieber CD taped to a wall. You better believe I took it, you never know when you will need a piece of tape.

Just heard Justin Bieber vowed not to return to the UK after his disastrous tour here. Well done the UK. Well done.

My husband asked if I've heard of Justin Bieber. Then he hooked up the horse and plowed the back 40 because he's Amish, apparently.

Don't cut yourselves 'cause Justin smokes pot, Beliebers. Cut yourselves 'cause you listen to Justin Bieber. (And aim for a major artery.)