#youtube

Dear YouTube: Please just assume that I'd like to "skip ad". You don't need to ask anymore.

Is anyone going to tell America's Funniest Home Videos about youtube?

Now THAT's what I call music! And THIS? THIS is what I call a movie. Oh & over there? A TV show! Don't even get me started on YouTube videos

The best thing about being over 25 is that no one can find embarrassing Youtube videos of you as a kid.

As a white, male acoustic-guitar owner, it appears I'm legally obligated to post a video of myself playing on YouTube.

Her: I love you. Me: I love YouTube.

I'm going to keep buying cats until one of them does something hilarious and makes me a YouTube millionaire.

This is joyous. Go to any YouTube video. Pause it. Click anywhere outside the video and then type 1980. Now defend yourself.

*goes to watch youtube vid* BUFFER well okay *lifts weights* *checks again* BUFFER *does steroids* BUFFER "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME"

Justin Bieber getting tasered would be the most watched YouTube video of all time.

Why yes, YouTube, I *did* want to watch part 5 when part 2 ended. How did you know?

Sometimes I have a life and other times I surf YouTube videos looking for a good fight in the comments section.

They should remake The Ring; instead of a tape, the creepy little girl uploads her video to YouTube and wipes out pretty much everybody.

I just want to be rich enough that I don't have to watch DIY videos on YouTube every time something in my house breaks.

[wipes brow] "Finally finished YouTube."

I'm almost drunk enough to comment on a YouTube video.

I just watched a puppy do something really cute. It was like a real life YouTube video.

At this point, it's kind of embarrassing if your pet isn't a YouTube sensation.

*looks up "how to disarm a bomb in 10 seconds" on YouTube* *ad starts playing* *looks up "how to disarm a bomb in 5 seconds"*

the people who make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation

It's hard to be optimistic about the future when you go to YouTube and see how many people videotape their TV.

If I was a coach, time outs would be awkward silences ending with, "So, any good YouTube stuff?"

Don't email me a link to a 6 minute youtube video. I wouldn't watch a video that long if in contained clues to solve my own murder.

i made the mistake of watching a single zit popping video on youtube and now my recommendations screen is trying to make me barf

Wearing contact lenses for the first time. My vision's gone from YouTube to Blu-Ray.