#britney-spears

"Pop star, Justin Bieber, was charged with DUI, driving with an expired license and resisting arrest." Britney Spears whispers, "Amateur."

COP: We have reports of u blasting music. ME: Sorry I'll keep the Metallica down COP: We were told it was Britney Spears "Lucky." On repeat.

WIFE: stop quoting Britney Spears songs or I'll leave you ME: but I'm a slave 4 u WIFE: that's it ME: (whispers) oops I did it again

If Britney Spears can get through 2007 you can get through school...

I told the barista my name was "Britney Spears" just for giggles and he handed me my coffee with "annoying white girl" written on it instead

You wanna hot body? You wanna Bugatti? You wanna Maseratti? Then this is an intervention you NEED to stop listening to Britney Spears.

Britney is stranded on an island Britney is starving Britney forms tool out of rocks and sticks Britney sees a fish Britney Spears

*Britney Spears releases a new fragrance* *the other dinner guests look embarrassed and pretend not to notice.*

Cannibal A cannibal and his son went hunting ,they hunted Britney Spears . The son said: papa, let us take her home and eat her? Father said : No, son, we take her home and eat your mother.

The most toxic community... Of course, Britney Spears is the person with the most Toxic community...

Knock Knock funny Knock Knock Who's There? Ahmed Ahmed who? Ahmed the payphone trying to call home. All of my change I spent on you. Knock Knock Who's There? Daisy! Daisy who? Daisy me rollin, they hatin Knock Knock Who's There? Wendy! Wendy who? Wendy wind blows de cradle will fall. Knock Knock Who's There? Britney Spears! Britney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's There? Oops I did it again

Britney Spears and WILL.A.AM go to use the toilet... Test... Mods plz delete omg

Topical Jokes for 10/27 (for best results, read in the voice of your favorite late night host) In Portland, they held a competition to see who had the best beard and mustache. The winner was a complete loser. ...first prize in the beard contest was a record of band that broke up before they recorded a song, and an enormous jar filled with apathy. In Toronto, Rob Ford has lost his reelection bid. Ford's opponent won with the slogan, ""I am Not Rob Ford."" ...Rob Ford gave a tear-filled concession…

Hit me baby, one more time. Chris Brown should date Britney Spears.

Knock Knock! **Knock Knock** Who's there? **Britney Spears** Britney Spears who? **Knock Knock** Who's there? **Oops I did it again!**

What's the best defense against Britney Spears? Brooke Shields.

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for? Britney Spears

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military? Britney Spears

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee? Britney Spears

Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony. Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says "I’m going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy." Not to be outdone, Britney ripped $1000 bill in half and threw it out the window, saying, "Look, I just made two people really happy." Not even noticing Britney’s stupid move, Christina brag…