#rob-ford

IamA personal executive assistant answering questions on behalf of former Toronto mayor, Rob Ford, AMA! Whoops, wrong *sub.* [The Payoff](http://wompwompwomp.com/)

I'm okay with Rob Ford illegally using the HOV lanes... He technically counts as three people, doesn't he?

What's the difference between Rob Ford and an Ethiopian child? Rob Ford has more than enough to eat at home.

If Rob Ford was a duck what he would be smoking? Quack

Topical Jokes for 10/27 (for best results, read in the voice of your favorite late night host) In Portland, they held a competition to see who had the best beard and mustache. The winner was a complete loser. ...first prize in the beard contest was a record of band that broke up before they recorded a song, and an enormous jar filled with apathy. In Toronto, Rob Ford has lost his reelection bid. Ford's opponent won with the slogan, ""I am Not Rob Ford."" ...Rob Ford gave a tear-filled concession…

So Rob Ford went to the cancer clinic... ...at one o'clock, and signed in with the receptionist. She told him he'd be waiting a while, since his appointment wasn't until two. ""Is this some kind of joke?"" He asked, ""Can't I get in now?"" ""No joke, Mr. Mayor"" she said, ""it's too soon.""

Rob Ford..too soon? *Some* people though it would be nice if Rob Ford could be mayor for tumor years.

he's not all bad: after an 12 hour shift at a local food kitchen, mayor Rob Ford selflessly turned down a hot meal. ""I've got more than enough to eat at home""

What's the difference between Rob Ford and a circus sideshow freak?,"One's a fat, ugly disturbing waste of money. The other's married to a bearded lady.

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford? One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

What's the difference between Rob Ford and a circus sideshow freak? One's a fat, ugly, disturbing waste of money. The other's married to a bearded lady.