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Favourite bands After having met Oscar Pistorius and having a few conversations with him, I found him to be quite a pleasant person. He was well mannered and always cracked a joke or two. Then one day I met him on the track and couldn't help notice that he had a beanie with a metallica written on it. A few days went by and the next thing I knew he was in jail charged with the murder of his girlfriend. I was rather astonished. Turns out he was a fan of metalica but deep down he was more of a 'bul

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A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a bench. He's reading a book and eating some fruit out of a Tupperware container. Slowly, the woman gathers courage to go ask him out. She walks over, takes a seat next to him, turns and says... "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time." Flattered, the man responds, "Sure...but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so well?" "Well

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