#rihanna

Let's play the Rihanna drinking game! We'll drink a shot of vodka every time she says 'work'. [2 minutes later] *house is on fire*

Rihanna knows that diamonds are buried in volcanic rocks and those beautiful things in the sky are just hot balls of gas, right?

Me: I heard Rihanna got food poisoning Brain: Stop M: It was B: No M: Salmonella ella ella ey ey B: This is why I can't do math in your head

#HowToGetABlackGirl Tell her she look like Rihanna even tho she look like whoopi goldberg in the color purple

Battleship is a completely unrealistic movie... Everyone knows that Rihanna doesn't fight back.

Apparently Rihanna and Christ Brown are releasing a song together. Given the recent passing of Michael Jackson, I think a cover of ""Beat It"" was an insensitive choice.

Someone asked me who do I prefer ""Chris Brown or Rihanna?"" Chris Brown beats Rihanna every time.

If Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits

I was going to tell a joke about Rihanna and Chris Brown But I can't remember the punchline

Chris Brown dressed as Deadpool for Halloween and won a costume contest. The runner up was a girl dressed like Rihanna, but he beat her.

How can Rihanna tell when Chris Brown's cheating on her? The brand of makeup on his knuckle isn't hers.

Whats brown and sticky? My poster of rihanna.

What did Kendrick Lamar say when Rihanna tried to unplug his VR headset? Bitch, don't kill my Vive.

What makes Rihanna different from other black people Work

If Rihanna was a bear name one of her songs. Bees Better Have My Honey

What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's? Oh na na, what's my name?

What kind of headphones did Chris Brown get Rihanna for her birthday? Beats

Rihanna just started dating Chris Brown He struck her as a violent person

What is successful but always beat? Rihanna

It was dark and hazy and I accidentally fapped to Rihanna .. thinking she was Halle berry

I bought a Chris Brown's greatest hits album. It was just a bunch of Rihanna songs.

Rihanna. Sorry, I put the punch line in the tittle.

Dr. Dre is coming out with celebrity themed Beats headsets. The first one is Chris Brown Beats Rihanna, it is black and blue colored.

Did you hear the last Chris Brown's song featuring Rihanna? It's a hit

Why should Rihanna date the Edmonton Oilers? Because they don't beat anybody.