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You can call John Lennon a genius all you want, but the simple fact is he married Yoko Ono. Thats a big strike against the genius part.

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What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono. --------------- The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It's mostly drum and bass.

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Yoko Ono is apparently being lined up to assist with the bush tucker trials in the I'm a Celebrity jungle. After all she has been living off a dead beetle for the last 36 years.

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono? .....about 40 years.

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What is yellow and lives off beetles? Yoko Ono

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If Yoko Ono gave you herpes... Would that be strawberry fields forever?

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What does an Ethiopian have in common with Yoko Ono? They both are living off of dead beatles.

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What's yellow and feeds on dead beatles? Yoko Ono

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Whats yellow and survives on dead beetles Yoko Ono

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What is yellow and lives off dead Beatles? Yoko Ono

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What do Yoko Ono and African children have in common? They both survive on dead beatles (beetles).

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What's yellow and lives off dead beatles? Yoko Ono

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Have you ever heard Yoko Ono sing? Lennon really dodged a bullet with that one.

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What is yellow and eats beetles for a living? Yoko Ono.

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What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? They are both living off of dead beatles.

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What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono? They both live off dead beetles

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What’s yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono.

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What's yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono

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