You can call John Lennon a genius all you want, but the simple fact is he married Yoko Ono. Thats a big strike against the genius part.#John Lennon#Yoko Ono#Marriage0π SharePermalink β
What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono. --------------- The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It's mostly drum and bass.#Yoko Ono#The Beatles#Dark Humor0π SharePermalink β
Yoko Ono is apparently being lined up to assist with the bush tucker trials in the I'm a Celebrity jungle. After all she has been living off a dead beetle for the last 36 years.#Yoko Ono#Dark Humor0π SharePermalink β
What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono? .....about 40 years.#Ellen Pao#Yoko Ono#One-Liner0π SharePermalink β
If Yoko Ono gave you herpes... Would that be strawberry fields forever?#Yoko Ono#One-Liner0π SharePermalink β
What does an Ethiopian have in common with Yoko Ono? They both are living off of dead beatles.#Yoko Ono#Dark Humor#One-Liner0π SharePermalink β
What do Yoko Ono and African children have in common? They both survive on dead beatles (beetles).#Yoko Ono#Dark Humor#Q&A0π SharePermalink β
Have you ever heard Yoko Ono sing? Lennon really dodged a bullet with that one.#Yoko Ono#Q&A0π SharePermalink β
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? They are both living off of dead beatles.#Yoko Ono#Dark Humor#Q&A0π SharePermalink β
What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono? They both live off dead beetles#Yoko Ono#Dark Humor#Q&A0π SharePermalink β
Whatβs yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono.#Yoko Ono#Dark Humor#Q&A0π SharePermalink β