#paul-mccartney

Say no to drugs. Say yes to the dress. Say anything to John Cusack. Say you say me to Lionel Richie. Say say say to Paul McCartney.

What's the point of making people like Paul McCartney and Elton John knights if they're not going to joust?

Paul McCartney wrote 'Yesterday' But he also wrote 'Obla-de-obla-da' and 'Ebony and Ivory' So, don't worry if some of your tweets are shit

Robert Plant, Paul McCartney, and Mick Jagger convene once a year to discuss all the great foods they've found travelling the globe on tour. Robert is the first to excited reveal his 'big find'. He takes out a little pie tray from a brown paper bag and places it on the table. ""It's a pastry of some kind from Tanzania. It's akin to what we call a quiche, but uses yak cheese and quail eggs instead!"" ""Fascinating"" says Paul, who is next to present his favourite foreign food to the group. He pul…

A billionaire decides to build a palace to bring the best musicians of the 60's together in one place. After a year of hammering, sawing, and painting the palace is finally finished. It's perfect marble, chandeliers, and concert halls; dozens of swimming pools and tennis courts. Excited, the billionaire sends out his invitations. A few weeks later he sees Jefferson Airplane, The Beetles, Jimmy Hendrix and a hoard of 60's luminaries standing in the grass, but none are coming inside. Paul McCartn…

Beagles. The new musical super group Rumour has it that Paul McCartney is joining with the remaining Eagles to create a unique combination sound. The new group, part Beatles, part Eagles, will be called The Beagles

At the height of The Beatles' popularity... a woman walks into a tattoo shop and pulls up her dress, exposing her thighs. She points the the left thigh and says ""I want a tatto of John Lennon here,"" then to the right, ""and Paul McCartney right here."". After agreeing on a price, she jumps on the table and the man goes to work. Upon completing the tattoos he bandages her thighs and says ""Take off the bandages in two weeks. If you're not satisfied, come back and we'll figure it out."" Two week…

In a recent interview, Heather Mills was asked why she thought Paul McCartney was still famous. She said she was stumped.

What did Paul McCartney say to John Lennon while going through a swinger phase Got to get you into my wife

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant? C Moon

Paul Mccartney tried to buy the rights to Beethoven's music. He spoke to the man in charge of Beethoven's estate and said ""I would like to buy the rights to all of his music"". The man replied ""none of zees are for sale, only fur a lease"".

Why won't hipsters listen to the Beatles until Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney die? Because they only want to listen to the Beatles when they're underground (Taken from Cyanide and Happiness comics)

A billionaire decides to build a palace A billionaire decides to build a palace to bring the best musicians of the 60’s together in one place. After a year of hammering, sawing, and painting the palace is finally finished. It’s perfect – marble, chandeliers, and concert halls; dozens of swimming pools and tennis courts. Excited, the billionaire sends out his invitations. A few weeks later he sees Jefferson Airplane, The Beetles, Jimmy Hendrix and a hoard of 60’s luminaries standing in the grass…

Shortly after he got divorced... A friend asked Paul McCartney "would you ever go down on one knee again?" "I'd prefer if you called her Heather," Paul replied.

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs? "Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."