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Robert Plant, Paul McCartney, and Mick Jagger convene once a year to discuss all the great foods they've found travelling the globe on tour. Robert is the first to excited reveal his 'big find'. He takes out a little pie tray from a brown paper bag and places it on the table. ""It's a pastry of some kind from Tanzania. It's akin to what we call a quiche, but uses yak cheese and quail eggs instead!"" ""Fascinating"" says Paul, who is next to present his favourite foreign food to the group. He pulls a tiny vial out of his pocket and places it on the table. ""Well Rob, this is a lavender extract that the people of Nauru use to flavour their baked goods. It's incredibly expensive to make, but well worth it."" ""Lavender in a muffin? Amazing!"" says Plant. Both Robert and Paul wait in eager anticipation of what Mick's brought to the group, as his band tours the world to a degree neither Paul nor Robert has ever seen. Mick reaches into his pocket and pulls out a smushed, crumbled up dinner roll. ""It's from Morocco"" he says. Robert and Paul are stunned in amazement, unable to find the words to express their disappointment. ""Look"" says Mick. ""I know, it's only a Moroccan Roll, but I like it. I like it. Yes I do.""

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