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How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You just look at him. Will Smith is black and wearing a black winter overcoat, it's pretty easy to see him. You don't need to look for him or anything, he's just right there. He's plowing his driveway. Wait, Will smith lives in California. It doesn't snow in Los Angeles does it? I live in Houston so I don't really see snow often. I think it's snowed like four or five times in the 14 years I've lived here, and only once was there any significant snow. (like…

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Dad, i am going to marry Daughter: ""Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK . We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype and now we've had two months of relationship through Viber. Dad, I need your blessings and good wishes."" Father: ""Wow! Really!! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon and pay through Paypal. And if you are fed up with you…

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Want To Mess With Someone? Mail Them Pickles Step 1: You decide to anonymously mail a pickle to any rabble rouser of your choice. Step 2: Click ""Buy Now"" (using Paypal), and fill in the billing address of your victim. Step 3: The Wizard puts a pickle in an envelope with a handwritten, mystifying message and sends it off. Each package comes with a pickle, a picture of a pickle dressed as a wizard, the handwritten note. If you want your own custom note, write it in the comments section of Paypal…

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