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In little Jonny's class, the teacher would hand out jelly babies to who ever answers correctly, but Jonny never got any right. One day he decided to buy some Jelly babies on the way to school. There wasn't any left in the shop so he bought Malteasers instead. That day, he was doing great! Answering every question correct, earning himself many jelly babies. When he did, he would stuff his Malteasers into his pocket. As he stuffed them into his pocket, one fell out and rolled to the front of the c

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You just look at him. Will Smith is black and wearing a black winter overcoat, it's pretty easy to see him. You don't need to look for him or anything, he's just right there. He's plowing his driveway. Wait, Will smith lives in California. It doesn't snow in Los Angeles does it? I live in Houston so I don't really see snow often. I think it's snowed like four or five times in the 14 years I've lived here, and only once was there any significant snow. (like

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