18 years ago today, Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saved our country and our PLANET from an alien invasion. Never forget
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18 years ago today, Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saved our country and our PLANET from an alien invasion. Never forget
My 2yr old pointed at my crotch and said, "Big pee pee!" I'm taking him with me everywhere I go from now on.
Her: What brings you to speed dating? Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop. I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.
When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now
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