#samsung

One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Android people are going to be like, "Samsung has had this feature for years".

Tim Cook has announced that he's gay. Samsung just filed a lawsuit claiming they came out of the closet 3 years ago. #Apple

He said he was a Guardian of the galaxy, I thought that was pretty cool until I realised he was a security guard in a Samsung shop.

My daughter just asked for a Samsung Galaxy phone. Had to sit her down and explain to her we aren't poor. #iPhone

My favorite new song is either that one from the Samsung commercial, or the one from the Budweiser commercial.

"An apple a day takes Billion Dollars away" ~ Samsung

*Buys Samsung smart fridge. Opens app every 15 minutes to see if there's anything good in there*

The Samsung Galaxy is a cool phone if you don't mind carrying around a 42" screen.

I put a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 inside a Samsung washing machine and now I own a nuclear warhead.

The new Samsung phone shares every picture you take with all your friends as soon as you take it. Good idea. What could possibly go wrong?

Me: Dropped my phone & now screen doesn't work. Help forum: Should've had a better case. Apparently, my mother works in Samsung support now.

After Samsung phones, now Samsung washing machines are exploding. Samsung is now the third biggest nuclear power after US and Russia.

Unable to stop their phones and washing machines from exploding, Samsung announced today they're changing their name to the ACME Corp.

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7? Because ""Kindle"" was taken.

Android lets you use ""Lumos"" for the flashlight, ""Silencio"" for the notifications... but not ""Incendio"". That is a Samsung exclusive.

We have one of the recalled Samsung washers. But, don't feel sorry for us... We're going to have a blast!

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask? The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

Samsung should focus their marketing toward criminals They could completely monopolize the burner phone industry.

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung? Guardians of the Galaxy!

It's a shame that Samsung cancelled production of the Note 7... but at least they went out with a bang.

I heard Samsung is making a feature film They're calling it Total Recall.

ISIS released a new video today In it they claimed responsibility for manufacturing the Samsung Galaxy Note 7

A man walks into a store. A policeman there sees him and shoots him. A bystander yells ""OH MY GOD! Why did you shoot him?"" The Officer replies; ""He was a terrorist!"" Bystander; ""How did you know?"" Officer; ""He had a Samsung Note 7 strapped to his belt.""

BREAKING NEWS: Just in from a correspondent in the Middle East. ISIS to buy all Samsung Galaxy Note 7. #note7

Most companies try to make new cutting edge technologies... Samsung goes for the burning strategy