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Samsung developed an infinite space hard drive. Only problem is they're still formatting it.

What do you call Samsung store security guards? Guardians of the Galaxy.

Best Clean Silly Jokes. Upvote if you like them I'll start off with two Super Hero inspired. Why did Batman flush the toilet? It was his Duty. What do you call Samsung Security guards? Guardians of the Galaxy.

Singing competition. Sam and David were good friends. Once upon a time, David entered into a singing competition. In the competition, they had to make their original songs and sing them. David penned down his song, which he titled Esfore. It was a song on a mythical woman by that name, whose affection many men pined for. The song was amazing and when David sung it before Sam, Sam was moved beyond tears. On the day of the competition, David was a nervous wreck. He said to Sam, ""Mate, I can't do …

The Samsung Galaxy S6... The Samsung Galaxy S6 has a worse memory loss than your grandmother's Alzheimer [First joke, go easy, pretty please?]

April Fools' Day 2015 Samsung has announced this year's must-have kitchen accessory -- the Galaxy BLADE edge, ""the world's first smart knife with smartphone capabilities,"" according to the phonemaker. The phone/knife apparently features ""a razor-sharp diamond edge, tough enough to cut through a lobster tail and sharp enough to slice though tender heirloom tomatoes."" It's probably still not as good as an iPhone.

Samsung But what did Sam sing?!

If I work security at the Samsung store, does that make me a Guardian of the Galaxy?

If you work for Samsung.. does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6? ""Get bent"" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

My TV makes me wonder what song Samsung.

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A Jew, Chinaman, American and a Indian are sitting around a table ... and they're all sipping on their bourbon. They're all very rich and they chinaman says "" I think I will buy Apple. "" And they all nod in approval save the jew. Then the Indian says "" I want to buy Google. "" And they all nod in approval save the jew. Then the American says "" I want to buy Samsung "" And they all nod in approval save the jew. Then the jew shudders and says "" sorry, not selling. ""

Who sung? Sam. Samsung

An apple A sudden desert storm had made a traveler lost his direction. The only thing he had was an apple. It was so precious, whenever he was thirsty or hungry, he would only look at the apple, then he would walk again full of hope. Unfortunately, he still died in the desert. It was written on the police report: He would have walked out of the desert if he had had a Samsung or Nokia.

Are security guards at Samsung stores called Guardians of the Galaxy?

There's a lot of speculation about the new iPhone. It's expected to have a larger screen and a better operating system. Yes, the new iPhone will be called last year's Samsung Galaxy.

Stopped by the apple store to see if they have a better phone than the Samsung Galaxy S3......ilaughed

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store? Guardians of the Galaxy.

I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung Galaxy phones.

Q: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

I think Samsung has messed up with my new phone's shipment. I had booked a Galaxy Note ''S7'', not C4.

If someone says "Someone in this room has a bomb," I can't rule myself out as a suspect. - Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note7