#samsung

Samsung will no longer use the name ""Galaxy"" name on the Note 7... From now on, it's the Samsung Supernova 7.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone? Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's ""the bomb"" nowadays.

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof? It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Samsung sold me the wrong phone. I bought the S7, but apparently they gave me the C4.

Samsung Galaxy S7 slogan: Rethink what a phone can do. To be fair, they didn't disappoint.

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers? They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

Recent studies have shown that Apple is trailing behind Samsung in innovation Experts predict that it will take at least another two years for iPhones to bring explosive features to the market.

My girlfriend is like the Samsung Note7 She blows up at any given moment.

So Samsung released a new knife! Its brand new cutting-edge technology

I Wanted To Buy A Samsung Galaxy... But they only come in Fire Red.

My new band decided to name ourselves after Samsung.. We're the exploding notes.

My local electronics retailer is having a fire sale. The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 is the hottest item.

Did you know that Samsung also manufacture hangar ships? Must be because of all their ports left Open. (l8 to the party i know)

Ever since the news came out about Samsung.... Their phones have been blowing up.

Samsung users are like... ""Im glad Samsung is finally blowing up.""

The US government is taking Samsung to court. They're being charged with a fault in battery.

The iPhone doesn't have a headphone jack and the Samsung battery is exploding... It's like the mobile equivalent of our presidential election!

I heard... ...terrorists are shouting ""allahu akbar!"" just out of habit while plugging their Samsung phones.

Before takeoff our flight attendant asked everyone to turn off their Samsung Galaxy phones You know, the ones with the headphone jack

How do you grill sheep? With Samsung Batteries.

The Samsung Galaxy S7 walks into a bar... But it isn't waterproof so it breaks.

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy? Security at Samsung.

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Apple more profitable than Samsung still in 2015 Guess you could say they definitely out cell the competition.

Did year about the phone war between the iPhone 6s and Samsung s6 I hear the S6 has an edge.