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April Fools An atheist created a case in court against the upcoming Easter and Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, ""Case dismissed!"" The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling

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There once was a powerful king. There once was a powerful king who wanted to hire a different court jester for each month of the year. His financial advisor said that it would be best to only get 11 jesters, and simply have one repeat months. The king agreed and 11 court jesters were hired. Months roll by and everything is great. The October jester was a hoot. The November jester was a holler. The December and January absolutely killed the show, and February was no different. Unfortunately, the

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