#april

"Sir... your family is dead. APRIL FOOLS!!!! Kidding!!! Your son made it! He's in a coma! OMG You shoulda seen your face!" - Worst ER doc

Ok doc, give it to me straight. "It's cancer" How bad? "Really bad, you have 2 months." OMG "APRIL FOOLS!" Whew- "You have 2 days."

My girl must be planning a big April fools joke or something. She's been agreeing w/ me all morning. Either that or she got mad cow disease.

april fools joke: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine

January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December, Cucumber...

Me: Be back after lunch! Boss: OK Me: *texts boss APRIL FOOLS LOL* *goes home, turns on baseball*

April is alcohol awareness month.....I think we're all aware. Cheers!

Gimme your best science jokes. Recently (April Fool's Day) U.S. National Public Radio had a special episode of their show ""Science Friday"" that featured science jokes. OK Reddit, what are your best science jokes?

Little Jhony, April and Teacher Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ""Tell me, April, who created the universe?"" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ""GOD ALMIGHTY!"" shouted April and the teacher said, ""Very good"" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, ""Who is our Lord and…

Little April wasn't the best student in Sunday school Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ""Tell me, April, who created the universe?"" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ""GOD ALMIGHTY!"" shouted April and the teacher said, ""Very good"" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, ""Who is our Lord and Saviour,"" But, April didn't even…

Little Jonny was 5 years old and born blind. One evening as his mother puts him to bed she says to him, ""Jonny, tomorrow is a very special day: if you pray extra hard tonight God will grant you the miracle of sight"". Super excited, Jonny jumps back out of bed, clasps his hands together and begin to pray, as his mum leaves the room. Just as she is about to close the door Jonny asks, ""mum, will God really give me my sight?"". ""Yes Jonny, but only if you pray extra hard"". An hour or so later, …

Little Johnny and April Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ""Tell me, April, who created the universe?"" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ""GOD ALMIGHTY!"" shouted April and the teacher said, ""Very good"" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, ""Who is our Lord and Saviour…

Why was General Yoda afraid of April? Because March, April May.

April is autism awareness month Anyone here aware they have autism

[Insert Shitty Joke here] APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!

Grandson told me his uncle abused him as an April fools prank. I don't know why he's so upset I didn't fall for it.

Happy April Fools Day! April Fools it's March 31st.

Test Post Pls Ignore! April fools.

An April fools joke Gotcha April fools

Today is the best day to propose to your girl... If she accept, its your luck! If not, tell her its April fools!

This is a really good joke April fools!

I just lost my virginity!!!! April fools *sob*

I just put a whole frozen chicken up my arse April fools! It was just a drumstick.

see inside funny how a subreddit devoted to jokes could have the least funny april fools gag

FML Was watching 2 days straight CSGO matches because i was hoping to get those souvenir cases. On 3rd April i found out i was April fooled by friends. Thats propably why a chicken puppet is still glued to my pants and i have this sudden urge to cross the street.