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""I'm adopted"" A boy gets home from school one day, and over hears his sister crying in a room upstairs. Puzzled, he goes up to see what's wrong. He sits on her bed, and asks ""What's wrong?"" to which she replied ""I'm adopted. Dad showed me the papers, and proved it."" the boy feeling sad for her, tells her ""You're my sister no matter what and I'll always love you as such."" immediately overtaken with acceptance and joy, she kisses him. On the mouth. They get busy, and do the nasty and when …

Can February march? April may.

So a guy goes into a hospital... A guy goes into the hospital, okay? His wife's just had a baby and he can't wait to see them both. So he meets the doctor and he says, 'Oh, Doc, I've been so worried. How are they?' And the doctor smiles and says, 'They're fine. Just fine. Your wife's delivered a healthy baby boy and they're both in tip-top form. You're one lucky guy.' So the guy rushes into the maternity ward with his flowers. But it's empty. His wife's bed is empty. 'Doc?' He says and turns aro…

Little april in Sunday school! Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ""Tell me, April, who created the universe?"" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ""GOD ALMIGHTY!"" shouted April and the teacher said, ""Very good"" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, ""Who is our Lord and …

At least my parents April fools joke wasn't a child. /u/ChodeologyPHD came up with this.

Mom, come quick, daddy hanged himself in the attic! Gotcha, April fools day! He hanged himself in the garage.

April fools day on a news channel Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.

My wife divorced me because I'm still making april fools pranks. April fools!

Little April... Little Johnny jokes Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ""Tell me, April, who created the universe?"" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ""GOD ALMIGHTY!"" shouted April and the teacher said, ""Very good"" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, ""Who is our Lord…

I divorced my wife because she made a horrible april fools joke April fools

Woman's rights Not an april fools joke.

You're shoes are untied! April fools! Got ya!!

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS GUYS!! I hope I'm not too late. Uploaded with Internet Explorer .

I found this joke today HAHA APRIL FOOLS BITCHES

What comes after March? April, fools!

The best joke ever April fools

Little April and Sunday school Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ""Tell me, April, who created the universe?"" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ""GOD ALMIGHTY!"" shouted April and the teacher said, ""Very good"" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, ""Who is our Lord and …

I need ideas for April fools day pranks to play on my SO

Little Johnny at Sunday school. Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ""Tell me, April, who created the universe?"" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ""GOD ALMIGHTY!"" shouted April and the teacher said, ""Very good"" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, ""Who is our Lord and…

Little Jonny and Little April Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ""Tell me, April, who created the universe?"" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ""GOD ALMIGHTY!"" shouted April and the teacher said, ""Very good"" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, ""Who is our Lord and S…

Little Johhny in Sunday school Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ""Tell me, April, who created the universe?"" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ""GOD ALMIGHTY!"" shouted April and the teacher said, ""Very good"" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, ""Who is our Lord and …

The house phone went at one minute past midnight last night, I answered and went all sombre as I was talking to the wife's Dad. I came off the phone and told the wife her mother had died of a heart attack. She immediately got up and drove through the night from Cornwall to Aberdeen, she'll just be arriving now. This has to be my best April fools joke yet.

April fools in Latvia Latvian ask friend if he want potato for lunch. Friend guess is April Fool joke. Say ""Too easy, never potato in Latvia, only sadness."" One man starve to death during lunch.

Is this prank too much as revenge? Need suggestions for execution So my boyfriend of a year played a prank on me where he had asked me if I found the gift he had left me. I spent so much time looking in every possible corner of my room and was even late to class only for him to tell me april fools. I want to get him back so I bought a fake pregnancy test. What do you guys think? Is this too much? I dont want to piss him off, just get a good laugh.

So a black man walks into a store and bought 5 items. April fools, he stole them.