#cornwall

British Royalty! Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall bought new shoes for her wedding. During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, ""Charles, darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are killing me!"" Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour, but it would not budge. ""Harder!"" yelled Camilla, ""Harder."" Charles yel…

Talking dog. A man was driving through the countryside one day and he passed a nice little cottage and there was a sign outside saying 'Talking dog for sale' so he pulled into the driveway and knocked on the door. An middle aged man answered. ""I believe you have a talking dog for sale?"" ""Yes, come on in, he's just in his basket. Go over and have a word."" So he went over to the dog, it was about 5 years old, an Alsatian. ""How are you, mate?"" ""Well not too bad, thank you mate. Thanks for as…

The house phone went at one minute past midnight last night, I answered and went all sombre as I was talking to the wife's Dad. I came off the phone and told the wife her mother had died of a heart attack. She immediately got up and drove through the night from Cornwall to Aberdeen, she'll just be arriving now. This has to be my best April fools joke yet.

A Farmer in Cornwall see's a bloke drinking from his stream He shouts, "Wozzon! Ee den wanna be drinkin dat, t'is fulla horse piss an cow shit". The bloke says "I'm from london and just purchased a property in the village can you speak bit slower please". The Farmer replies "If - you -use - two - hands - you - won't - spill - any"!!!!!

So a British guy gets a call from a man asking for him to go through a maze. The man asks, “What type of maze?” “A maize maze,” responds the caller. “What the hell kind of a maze is that?” asks the man. “You’ll get it. Just keep driving until you find it. Shouldn’t take too long.” So the man keeps driving on and on. Eventually, he drives along the whole coast of England. Furiously, he calls back. “I’ve been spending my whole weekend driving around for your stupid game,” he complains, “and I…

How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?,"They don't care as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.