A Farmer in Cornwall see's a bloke drinking from his stream He shouts, "Wozzon! Ee den wanna be drinkin dat, t'is fulla horse piss an cow shit". The bloke says "I'm from london and just purchased a property in the village can you speak bit slower please". The Farmer replies "If - you -use - two - hands - you - won't - spill - any"!!!!!
Three expatriates are drinking in a NY City bar. [copypasta from digitaldreamdoor] ""As good as this is,"" said the Scotsman, ""I still prefer the pubs back hom
Beer is good. After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says,
Flying Blind A Frenchman, Englishman, and an American are flying in an airplane on a cloudy, storming night when suddenly the plane is struck by lightning. The
Kinda of a shitty joke but...... Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is
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