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British Royalty! Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall bought new shoes for her wedding. During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, ""Charles, darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are killing me!"" Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour, but it would not budge. ""Harder!"" yelled Camilla, ""Harder."" Charles yel…

Happy birthday to England's Prince George, who turns 1 today. The prince's first birthday party was a little different. His bouncy castle was an actual castle. And the pony rides were on Camilla.

So Prince Charles is hunting in the woods When he notices a rustling in the bushes. After shooting at it he hears a yelp and goes to see what he's shot. To his horror, he's accidentally killed one of the Queen's corgis. "Oh Mother will be so angry" he thinks to himself. It is at that moment that he stumbles and knocks over a lamp on the ground and a genie appears and says "You freed me from the lamp, so I shall grant you a wish!" Delighted by this amazing coincidence, Charles says "Yes could yo…

Prince Charles was reversing his Land Rover out of the garage when he ran over the Queen's favourite corgi. He quickly got out but it was too late: the corgi was dead, squashed to a pulp. Just then a genie popped up and said: "Your highness, I can give you one wish. What would you like?" The Prince said: "This is Mummy's favourite dog. Can you bring it back to life?" The genie examined the corgi. "I'm sorry," he said, "but this dog can't be saved. He's way beyond repair. This dog is very, very d…

A man parked his car outside Buckingham Palace, and immediately a parking attendant ran over and told him: "You can't park there." "But I'm here to cut Prince Charles' hair," said the man. "Have you got a permit?" "No, I've gotta take a bit off the back and sides." Prince Charles and Camilla went on tour to a really rural area of India. The locals must have thought, 'Diana's let herself go a bit.' Frankie Boyle

For her wedding to Prince Charles, Camilla bought new shoes, which got increasingly tight around her feet as the wedding day wore on. That night, when the festivities were finally over and the newlyweds were able to retire to their room, Camilla flopped on the bed and said: "Charles, be a dear. Take my shoes off – my feet are absolutely killing me." Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales worked vigorously on her right shoe, but it would not budge. "Harder!" yelled Camilla. Charles shouted back: "I'm …